An Unauthorized Skunk Interaction
Now I know what it must have been like when the Great God Pan passed gas, and the ancient Greeks ran stumbling and retching through the hills to the sea. Continue reading
Tag Archives: politics
I’m Getting My Gondola Ready
I’m getting my gondola ready. Martian canals, baby, Martian canals! Continue reading
The Way Forward
Why does putting boots on dogs turn them into a Don Martin cartoon? Continue reading
Mechanics of Joy
Hurry up, you guys! Space isn’t going to be there forever! Continue reading
After a While, Cynicism Gets Boring
I like my coffee the way I like the souls of the weak and the innocent: absorbed into my system quickly, to keep me going until dawn breaks and I must scurry back to my unholy bed. Continue reading
Bozo Trigger Warning
I love the sound of happy profile viewers. It warms my cockles. Which is good, because I have ice-cold cockles. Continue reading