Idle Thumbs Are the Devil’s Cheese Doodles
Had excellent fun playing music. I think we’re going to record some songs soon. I do love music. But also, it is The Silly that I love, and my musical friends are very, very. Continue reading
Had excellent fun playing music. I think we’re going to record some songs soon. I do love music. But also, it is The Silly that I love, and my musical friends are very, very. Continue reading
What Facebook is for: so I can make my weird little offhand jokes to slightly more people than the number of humans I can discomfort at any one time in real life. I’m modest, see. I don’t need a weekly television show. I just want to consistently annoy and dismay a small, select few. Continue reading
I wonder if I could make a living just writing things on the computer all day? Oh, wait, that’s what I do. But could I make a living writing really short things, like this, on the internet? Things like this, but interesting. They would probably have to be interesting. Continue reading
That still, quiet part of Christmas Eve is almost upon me, no lights but the tree lights, a little soft music playing — my favorite time. Everything else is just the before and after as far as I’m concerned. I wish you all peace and love this season and hereafter. Continue reading
I like my coffee the way I like the souls of the weak and the innocent: absorbed into my system quickly, to keep me going until dawn breaks and I must scurry back to my unholy bed. Continue reading
This is not just a theory, this is official Science: A house full of teenagers is louder than a house not full of teenagers. Continue reading