Oh my OMG. I love these. I am a bad person. There, I admitted it. I guarantee that unless you are some kind of saint, at least one of these will make you laugh really loud. Help me. I’m a monster. Continue reading
There is more to me than horror clowns and monkeys and alien baby dolls, you guys. Sometimes I go outside by myself. Today I ate a sandwich. Continue reading
Jung hasn’t showed up yet, because he’s tripping. Continue reading
What Facebook is for: so I can make my weird little offhand jokes to slightly more people than the number of humans I can discomfort at any one time in real life. I’m modest, see. I don’t need a weekly television show. I just want to consistently annoy and dismay a small, select few. Continue reading
Happy New Year to all my family and friends. You are the Auld in my Lang Syne. Continue reading
I like my coffee the way I like the souls of the weak and the innocent: absorbed into my system quickly, to keep me going until dawn breaks and I must scurry back to my unholy bed. Continue reading