Idle Thumbs Are the Devil’s Cheese Doodles
Had excellent fun playing music. I think we’re going to record some songs soon. I do love music. But also, it is The Silly that I love, and my musical friends are very, very. Continue reading
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That’s Crazy Talk, Pierre.
I warned you, damn it! First the Swarmbunnies, now the Wahpocalypse is upon us. Next it will be the Great Hamsterclysm, then you might as well ring down the curtain on humanity. Continue reading
Fanged Dentures For My Chickens
What Facebook is for: so I can make my weird little offhand jokes to slightly more people than the number of humans I can discomfort at any one time in real life. I’m modest, see. I don’t need a weekly television show. I just want to consistently annoy and dismay a small, select few. Continue reading
Bozo Trigger Warning
I love the sound of happy profile viewers. It warms my cockles. Which is good, because I have ice-cold cockles. Continue reading
Your Brain On Sunday
For those of you currently going through the dark hours, I’ve brought you a little company. For those of you just waking up, a cheery face to greet you. His name’s Shirley. Continue reading
Lenses In
I know we all have troubles — some have BAD troubles — but we also live in a privileged time. I was sitting on the back porch looking at the blurry world before putting my contact lenses in, and thinking about how blind and miserable I would have been if I’d lived in the time before corrective lenses. Continue reading