Wine, Wurst und Wurm
I don’t want to seem too Freudian, but I am now the proud possessor of a very impressive wurm and an extremely large sausage. Continue reading
I don’t want to seem too Freudian, but I am now the proud possessor of a very impressive wurm and an extremely large sausage. Continue reading
The following are the liner notes I was commished to pen for a brand new limited edition CD-R set featuring a rare American performance, recorded in San Francisco 1998, by the recently departed singer-songwriter extraordinaire (and famed connoisseur of vin-anything-but-ordinaire) Kevin Ayers. Continue reading
I always enjoy hanging with my clan, but I particularly enjoyed the chance to annoy my nephews. I have been lying to them floridly since they could barely stand. Continue reading
I’m very interested in what people will think about Happy Hour In Hell. It was a fascinating, weird, fun (and occasionally extremely disturbing) book to write. Continue reading
Every time I consider giving up on the human race, I go out into the world and meet a bunch of really nice people. Just had several really lovely encounters at Fed Ex and the grocery and pharmacy. Maybe the species really is worth saving. Continue reading
I’m going to chase my children to bed. Then I’m going to watch something stupid and eat ice cream. Because it’s Friday, damn it. I am so cray-cray! Continue reading