The Way Forward
Why does putting boots on dogs turn them into a Don Martin cartoon? Continue reading
Why does putting boots on dogs turn them into a Don Martin cartoon? Continue reading
Hurry up, you guys! Space isn’t going to be there forever! Continue reading
I like my coffee the way I like the souls of the weak and the innocent: absorbed into my system quickly, to keep me going until dawn breaks and I must scurry back to my unholy bed. Continue reading
This is not just a theory, this is official Science: A house full of teenagers is louder than a house not full of teenagers. Continue reading
It’s important every now and then to notice that you’re having a life. Most of us only get one, and the No Returns policy is very firm. Continue reading
I’m home, surrounded by family. The dogs are overexcited because a) they were sure again this time I was never coming back. and b) I smell like New and Different. Continue reading