After a While, Cynicism Gets Boring
I like my coffee the way I like the souls of the weak and the innocent: absorbed into my system quickly, to keep me going until dawn breaks and I must scurry back to my unholy bed. Continue reading
Category Archives: DogBlog
A House Full of Teenagers
This is not just a theory, this is official Science: A house full of teenagers is louder than a house not full of teenagers. Continue reading
A Bas-Relief of My Imagination
It’s important every now and then to notice that you’re having a life. Most of us only get one, and the No Returns policy is very firm. Continue reading
I Smell Like New and Different
I’m home, surrounded by family. The dogs are overexcited because a) they were sure again this time I was never coming back. and b) I smell like New and Different. Continue reading
Bozo Trigger Warning
I love the sound of happy profile viewers. It warms my cockles. Which is good, because I have ice-cold cockles. Continue reading
Welcome to the Archetypal Nightmare Sphere
Okay, it’s been a great night. We laughed until you cried, and then I kept laughing for a little while. Then I stopped, because you were looking at me funny. Continue reading