Oh my OMG. I love these. I am a bad person. There, I admitted it. I guarantee that unless you are some kind of saint, at least one of these will make you laugh really loud. Help me. I’m a monster. Continue reading
There is more to me than horror clowns and monkeys and alien baby dolls, you guys. Sometimes I go outside by myself. Today I ate a sandwich. Continue reading
Several of you have seen and shared the news that, yes, I am returning to Osten Ard for a series of books called (collectively) “The Last King of Osten Ard”. Continue reading
Forthcoming: The Last King of Osten Ard, a sequel trilogy to Tad Williams’ New York Times bestselling Memory, Sorrow, and Thorn trilogy. Continue reading
Contracts okayed. I get to be a writer for a couple of more years, anyway. Yeah, boy! Holla! Continue reading
I’m not really updating much from Poland, largely because I didn’t bring my special keyboard, so I’m forced to type slowly, directly on the laptop, which is suited only for the malformed paws of you Earthlings. But I’m thinking of you. Yes, YOU. Because I know that with me out of town, you’re eyeing my stuff. Continue reading