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Number five in a series.

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Number one in a series.

Apparently drinking Creamy Ranch dressing straight out of the bottle through a bendy straw is “gross”. Who knew?

I never realized how close we came to disaster.

Facebook went down briefly today. Here’s how the world reacted.
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I am totally in favor of this, and I would like to be the first to congratulate the Seamonster family.

‘Seamonster’ could be new legal name of Massachusetts couple
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A Massachusetts couple, Melanie Convery and Neal James Coughlin, want to legally change their middle names to…

And while I am asking important questions, here’s another one: If you were a product, would you prefer to call yourself “Husky Nut Buster” or “Just Plain Fat Nut Buster”?

Well? Would you?

I’m praying this is true, and that our long, sexy, reptilian space-nightmare is finally over.

Space Geckos May Be Safe After All As Russia Regains Control Of Sex Satellite | IFLScience
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Lizard lovers were mourning last week after it was announced that Russia’s space agency had lost control of a satellite carrying…

If any of my fellow “Libtards” were thinking of voting or sending money or even engaging in some get-out-the-vote activity, here’s some impetus:

Can the G.O.P. Take the Senate? – The New Yorker
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A look at polls nationwide suggests that the Democrats will likely lose the Senate in November’s midterm elections.

ZOMG, I thought this must be from the Onion. But no.

In Push To Protect Big Coal, State Officials Say New EPA Regulations Violate God’s Will
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Pushing back against new Environmental Protection Agency standards limiting carbon emissions from coal-fired power…